1) i think i am living in England during the 80's- yesterday on the BART-- a very skinny guy with mussy hair, bright yellew long-john-esque shirt under a royal blue sleevesless zip up sweatshirt with a hood, bright pink skinny jeans, black argyle socks, and sherbert colored converse -
we made out (J/J!!!)
2) the other day walking home from BART a saw a lady down the side walk a block away. she was yelling as if she was in a nasty fight with someone- non stop yelling obscenities telling someone to shut up, etc. but no one was there. she had a cart that she pushed about 2 feet and then walk back and dragged her roller suitcase up to the cart, and repeat .., all the way down the street. Yesteday morning she happened to be doing the same routine at 7 am in front of the house. Apparently the other roommates have heard her for the last few days early in the AM. lucky for us we are in her path from the nut house to the looney bin. Yes, this is Berzerkeley.
3) last night on the BART, a guy who looked like Bruce Jenner but sported the best long Dorothy Hamil or was it a long page boy - yep, let's go with page boy cut- sat next to me. Of course he starts talking to me.. "I just had the best day".. as I note the CZs decorating his ears.. "I had a review today and they made me office manager!" then I notice his well manicured long nails with a fresh coat of clear polish... "i've been working hard and now I am office manager of an HR Block- as hi points to his HR Block lapel pin". Somehow he ties this to his family/daugther (Uh- what? daughter?) and shows me a wallet picture of his daughter and then one of his niece. Leaving me wondering what his teenage daughter thinks of his hair.
Thankfully we were coming up quickly to my stop.
Don't you want to experience BART for yourself?
Monday, July 30, 2007
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